KBS Mindset

I logged on to my Friendster account today, well just for the heck of it, and I read my Friendster profile and my Favorite Music was Confession Part II by Usher. Haven’t listened to that song for a long time, I check it out on imeem.com, listen to it and wondered how its music video looks like since I’ve never seen the video. So, I hit youtube.com to see the video.

By the related video, I checked this song out “Usher/Weird Al – Confessions part 3.” It is a makeover song by Weird Al (artist). It is stupid, but an awesome edit and well synchronized with the official video . Check the video and the lyrics out:

Usher/Weird Al – Confessions part 3
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjhKIttvX34&rel=1]

Watch this

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up with more secrets to tell you today

These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times
Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions

First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with
Then I mentioned she’s having my kid
That’s not all, now I recall more you see, so I’ll give you part three of my confessions

Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do,
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
That’s a lie, I don’t know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick from you without asking
Oh I tried out your nose hair trimmer too
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic zirconium (fake),
I killed your goldfish accidentally
Just replaced it with another one

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times
Silly me, now I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
There have been times when I’ve peed in your sink
Don’t know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions

Baby forgive me I’m still trying to figure out
Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up like Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I’m a jerk, I didn’t get that raise.
I haven’t changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I’m kissing you I fantasize you’re a midget
I’m so sorry Debbie! I mean Bridget

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I’d like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times
Silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor
FYI it was not a cold sore
Oops my bad, but you’ll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions

You don’t know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
(Sigh)
Well, I returned it for store credit.
That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
Oh and by the way, I wasn’t really sick last week, I just didn’t wanna go to your stupid office picnic.
Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice crispies,
What I meant was that there was only enough left for me.
Sorry.

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away,
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times
Silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat,
And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn’t say anymore till I give you part four of my confessions